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In order to stand out from the crowd and make this this more entertaining for everyone, I am going to provide a little information about myself via an overly personal, Personal Ad on Craigslist. You're Welcome.

*Hello? Is it me you're looking for? (St. George Area) -Age 25

Hi! I'm just your typical amazonian blond gal looking for the oh so cliche "knight in shining armor".  But in the wise words of Jimmy Buffett:

I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain-- but seriously, love the beach and not-so-secretly wish I was a California Girl. Also, not to sound too conceted, but I am the best at making pina coladas as a bartender at the famous Red Lobster where we "Seafood Differently".

Kind of a fan of yoga, and like to think I use more then half my brain-- according to studies humans only use 10% of their brains.  Which is kind of crazy to think that someone somewhere used 10% of their brain to figure out humans only use 10% of their brains.

Never thought much about making love at midnight in the dunes on a cape-- if having sand in every nook and cranny of your body sounds like a good time to you, then hey, Carpe Diem (Latin for YOLO).

I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape-- Really though, I am the proud owner of a nimbly fun, all-terrain tired, vicious red Ford Escape (es-skop-ay), that I love more than I love some people.

Contact me if interested ;)
 

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers